I can over to your place and do my impression of the mountains of Chile.

His webpage, frankiemunizracing.com, has a big Flash animation at the top, and looks stupid if you block Flash. Can we hate him for that?!

She was an Austrian Literature major!!! I thought that if I - she would - DAMN IT

*weeps silently into beard*

For all I know, you may be my officemate, @Azetbur . *glances stealthily around monitor*

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I…

Especially And stay AWAKE.

You are correct. This is standard protocol as a result of the 1998 signing of the Osnabrück Convention. The penalty for breaking it is watching four episodes of the Late Late Show with Tom Snyder.

I won't be buying the discs, but this newswire brought on a strong wave of nostalgia… and isn't that what's really important?

You're thinking of Antonio Banderas. Or is it Carol Burnett?

First I googled William Hughes, then I realized he wrote this article. Then I googled moniker.

Hey everybody! We got ourselves a writer over here!

How dare you post that on this Stephen Colbert newswire! … or whatever this is.

This changes everything.

Re-reading The Lord of the Rings (it's been a couple years), and I'm still amazed at how easy it is to become absorbed into that world. Part of the attraction is that I've worked through The Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales since the last reading, so now I feel like Tolkien is sitting beside me, winking, saying "You…

Just think of all the dolphins they might have killed. That will make you feel better!

I call them 'doughy meat packets', but that's also what I called Uncle Phil. He never liked that.

Isaiah this: this show, too, shall pass

Yeah - how dare he? He had literally fives of people to choose from!!!

You're thinking of @PowerThirteen's Post.