Well, Disney used the same formula to come up with Dog with a Blog.

A bygone era, which is the best kind of era. "Get off my lawn!", and so forth.

That's just a myth - it doesn't really make you go blind.

My dog used to steal my tacos, too, but guess what. He wasn't eating them! One time I looked behind the couch and found a taco fully decked out to look like William Howard Taft (if William Howard Taft wore a flowered dress with a pink bow). My dog is totally into early twentieth century political humor, and pink…

Next on NBC Nightly News, Ted Cruz spreads his butt-honey across Cedar Falls.

+1 for avatar-shaking-fist / comment synergy

Take refuge at the house of Tim Benzedrine.

Obama Personally Destroys Tatooine Set with Hammer, Sickle

I could see how oompa loompas could be terrifying in this… or any… context.

26% more image! That's not even a prime number!!

It is, but only in the sense that it's not.

Hmmm. *Flips through Ricky's permanent high school record*

I listened to it all the time, but I couldn't bring myself to raise my eyes to the screen. There's too much interesting stuff… down there.

Considered, and did. Now what??!?

I like the concept of things, but this is one that I can't get behind. I'd elaborate, but I have no clue where I'm going with this.

The merchandising will feature a game that is just a renamed clone of Battleship.
Timmy: 4… 20
Jimmy: You sank my cocaine-filled sub!

I wonder if Sharknado has signed with the Screen Actor's Guild. If it has… and the filming takes place in California (two things I have no idea about), then Ann Coulter could conceivable be forced to join the union after working a certain number of days.

I like the idea that if Batman were to stay in this room, he would have a professionally-produced poster of himself hanging on the wall.

Isn't it a bit Two Faced to knock the thread, and then offer your own?

Obviously. I mean, what are we to believe, that the writers could somehow come up with a story line resulting in the untimely demise of a character? I'll believe it when I see it!