Respect her for her acting skills?

I'm not familiar with the "Pacific rim job".  Please tell me more.

I started wearing shiny, foil-covered unitards a couple years ago, just so I wouldn't disappoint any time travelers from the 50's that happened to cross my path.

I'm wearing a chiffon blouse with exquisite detailing.

Ineligible.

He superglued his hand to his forehead. See, the cap was stuck so he… well, it's a long story.

You take that back!!!

I've heard rumour that Julian Fellowes totally craps out of his own anus.

Oh man, I read that as Jamie Farr. Bummer.

Really, the blue room?  Isn't the shag rug a cleanup nightmare?

Hi Brad!  What's your beard maintenance routine like?  Is it just like, quick trim every few days, or is it a daily project?  Do you have any tips for an aspiring beard connoisseur?

Dude has a habit of showing up at just the right place, at just the right time (with just the right sheet music).  He'll be fine.

If I were you, I would have told everyone when you reached 1182, because that's the year that Béla III of Hungary sacked the city of Belgrade.  Maybe that's just me.

Is it white willow bark?  It's white willow bark, isn't it.

These puns are certainly coming in spurts.

@avclub-4b0732dd2e072509479e21645ba653b3:disqus : NAILED IT

Will you be performing at the Taco Bell Arena?

*film must not include a bindle*

Kellan, that's your outside hat.

"Is that a birthmark, or is your head sh*tting blood?