Keep your chin up, Jay.

No no, move over to that blue Ottoman. The one just to your left? Yes, I seeing you looking around all confused.

Spit take here. Note it had nothing to do with that whole 'mayor of gay town' business.

Yes! Come see our production of Shakespeare's Four Guys in Tuxedos and a Lady in an Asymmetrical Blue Dress this Sunday only, at the Omaha Dinner Playhouse. Half price drinks an hour before show time.

That who exists?

Sponsored by Levi's. Jeans - wear them while shooting zombies

They are splitting every Archer episode into three parts, and you will need to subscribe to three different channel packages to watch them all. Easy.

When they make the 60 Minutes stopwatch into an anthropomorphic mascot that introduces each story, then maybe I'll watch.

Just joking! There are no other known photos of her.

Hey, A.V. Club, pssssst! I've got a DIFFERENT photo of Lena Dunham I'll sell you. $10000. Cash money.

That's fantastic. Another example of a game not to bring to grandma's house.

Don't play UNO with grandma.

*types furiously on keyboard of Turdatron 2600*

"It's a UNIX system. I know this!"

Fiend! Your comment beat mine by one second!!!

I hire a guy to watch the shows and then act out the scenes for me. Though I fired him after last week's Girls.

I have information that Al Gore is a frequent A.V. Club visitor, although this information was whispered to me in a dream by a sentient stalk of celery. So take that for what it's worth.

When Al Gore invented the internet, this was what he had in mind.

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Don't put words in his mouth! He's a nuanced gimmick with a lot of varied opinions, I'm sure.