That's Randy. Granted, he blasts high velocity halon when squeezed, but he's not a fire extinguisher.

Just wait until she finds out about the Cinemax series based on the fifth chapter of Genesis called Whom Begat Whom.

You're doing it all wrong!

Lezzards… Coming this fall to NBC.

Now you're just winging it.

Oddly, the mobile version is still that awful, awful thing that just happened. So you could be getting down votes still and not know it! *freaking out*

Can the A.V. Club please comment on what's happening here? Peeps be freaking the f* out. Too many good people are threatening to leave. It would be a shame for something like this to kill the snark.

I like that comment, Scrawler, I swear I do!

As I watch, up votes and down votes happen. Comments appear. It's alive. It's all very unsettling. Also, the mobile interface is awful.

There is no Dana, only Zuul!

I heard they have a huge endowment.  I mean, not that I was looking or anything, just something I heard.  From a friend.

Wait, that's it?  At least tell me, has this been brought to me by a grant from the Chubb group?

April 29, 2016.

That cat is so high right now.

Card of Hungry Hungry Hippos

NOBODY MAKE EYE CONTACT, just back away.

Oh!  Sorry, I juuust finished vomiting.

[Backs away slowly in case you meant getting in touch with it and/or letting it out literally]

It depends… how many sweater vests do you own?

Shhh, don't wake the Little Red No! O'Neal just got it to sleep.