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Not a Beard
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I was a terrible closet laugher in school. Professors would make inadvertant references to pop culture, or something I just happen to find funny. The worst is when you are sitting next to a friend who is in on the joke, and then you make eye contact with them to see if they picked up on it, and of course they did, so

Dear Double-Hawk,
Thank you for your letter dated February 1 regarding the suckiness of the many WB franchises we offer for your entertainment.  We have forwarded your letter to security, who will test the fecal sample you provided for DNA.

Weird.  Also, everyone on the show wears clothes at some point or another.

Of?

So you don't actually need to use the bathroom? I turned this Ocean Spray bottle into a urinal because of you!

So you don't actually need to use the bathroom? I turned this Ocean Spray bottle into a urinal because of you!

Okay, let me spell it out. UCB doesn't pay comedians, maybe. However theater owners are fat cats, sometimes, and the comedians, themselves, are the metaphorical litter boxes, on occasion.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Presumably Estelle Getty was unavailable for the role, being deceased and all.

Turns out Jekyll's doctorate is in General Douchery. Can those even do surgery??

He's probably one of those people where the aging seems to happen all at once. Like in two weeks you'll see a new photo of him, shriek in terror, and throw your monitor into the fire.

His genuine goodness and desire to help others has left a mark on me. He is a true role model.

I got a "the" notification for this???

OH NEVER MIND, IT WAS JUST A POTATO

OH BOTHER, MY HAND SEEMS TO BE SLIGHTLY STUCK IN A BEAR TRAP!

*sighs*

Wait… you can all see what I'm writing?

Needs more lens flair.

Wait.  Can I see one again?  Um, okay.  They're both about the same.  Two… I guess?  No, wait.  What do you do if… Okay, one.  Definitely one.