The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

I'm going to agree with myself here.  I've seen worse movies before, but this one was just so incredibly uninteresting.  I just didn't care about the main characters enough to be bothered.  It seemed like (if I may borrow a phrase from O'Neal) that they made the movie only because 'of course they did'.

I'm going to agree with myself here.  I've seen worse movies before, but this one was just so incredibly uninteresting.  I just didn't care about the main characters enough to be bothered.  It seemed like (if I may borrow a phrase from O'Neal) that they made the movie only because 'of course they did'.

I see two longshoremen connected by a rope, gazing at a sky that is somehow beside them instead of above them.  Is it a thing that longshoremen resemble three-quarter filled circles?  It might just be me.

I see two longshoremen connected by a rope, gazing at a sky that is somehow beside them instead of above them.  Is it a thing that longshoremen resemble three-quarter filled circles?  It might just be me.

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR CRYSTAL BALL?  I'm in the market for one or two.

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR CRYSTAL BALL?  I'm in the market for one or two.

Just once I'd like a whale to implode in inner space.  Is this too much to ask???

Just once I'd like a whale to implode in inner space.  Is this too much to ask???

Converses recobbled

Converses recobbled

[giggles] <—- makes sound like "tee hee"

[giggles] <—- makes sound like "tee hee"

Eh, men in their 20s and 30s, women in their 40s… they're mostly the same if you just squint.

Eh, men in their 20s and 30s, women in their 40s… they're mostly the same if you just squint.

If you don't take your feet off my feet right now, I think we're going to have a problem.

If you don't take your feet off my feet right now, I think we're going to have a problem.

I SEE WHAT IT IS THAT YOU DID THERE.

I SEE WHAT IT IS THAT YOU DID THERE.

FLAGGED for harassing the waitress (do you know how little they make???). Please self-FLAGellate and report back.