FLAGGED for harassing the waitress (do you know how little they make???). Please self-FLAGellate and report back.

It's marginally better than his given name, Sparkly Faarts.

It's marginally better than his given name, Sparkly Faarts.

Oh, man! B-? Now I need to get an A in reading comprehension just to get an allowance this month! -is screwed-

Oh, man! B-? Now I need to get an A in reading comprehension just to get an allowance this month! -is screwed-

Pass.  It's rarely a good thing for a movie when a review passingly uses the phrase "___ doesn't have much story".

Pass.  It's rarely a good thing for a movie when a review passingly uses the phrase "___ doesn't have much story".

Yes, but they didn't do it with Brad Pitt.  (This is also quite possibly what Angelina Jolie said to Jennifer Aniston.)

Yes, but they didn't do it with Brad Pitt.  (This is also quite possibly what Angelina Jolie said to Jennifer Aniston.)

She's not that kind of doctor! She's a gynecologist. Mobsters need quality women's healthcare too!

She's not that kind of doctor! She's a gynecologist. Mobsters need quality women's healthcare too!

Not everyone. At my gala this year, we will be miming imagined scenes from The Mob Doctor while playing an eight track tape of The Godfather soundtrack in the background.

Not everyone. At my gala this year, we will be miming imagined scenes from The Mob Doctor while playing an eight track tape of The Godfather soundtrack in the background.

It's because of the urea.  The urea!

It's because of the urea.  The urea!

I thought that too… but then I remembered Two and a Half Men.

I thought that too… but then I remembered Two and a Half Men.

… a hermaphrodite's vagina?

… a hermaphrodite's vagina?

10 PRINT "I do not remember that, but maybe it will come to me…"
20 GOTO 10