10 PRINT "I do not remember that, but maybe it will come to me…"
20 GOTO 10

Ready… aim… [loads yo' mama joke into snark cannon]

Ready… aim… [loads yo' mama joke into snark cannon]

Just say BIG-RED-NO to sentimental feelings.

Just say BIG-RED-NO to sentimental feelings.

FLARKED!

FLARKED!

I read that as Walt Whitman.  Which is crazy, because he died in 1892.  However he does work for cheap…

I read that as Walt Whitman.  Which is crazy, because he died in 1892.  However he does work for cheap…

¡Ay, ay, ay!  ¡Un disastro de música!

¡Ay, ay, ay!  ¡Un disastro de música!

In fairness to Chet Haze is not a phrase I ever imagined would happen, perhaps not even from the million monkeys with a million typewriters thing.

In fairness to Chet Haze is not a phrase I ever imagined would happen, perhaps not even from the million monkeys with a million typewriters thing.

Oh, that was crossword??!  I thought it was Suduko!  This, in addition to rampant alcoholism, explains my poor performance at it.

Oh, that was crossword??!  I thought it was Suduko!  This, in addition to rampant alcoholism, explains my poor performance at it.

Okay, but why the photo of Dr. Spencer Reid?

Okay, but why the photo of Dr. Spencer Reid?

I'm not only the producer of "F*ck Me", I'm also a client.

I'm not only the producer of "F*ck Me", I'm also a client.

Why, did he speculate about how the "F*CK" shown in the photo smells?