I think you have to spend $51K to get the super saver shipping.  I'm going to throw in the Blendtec restaurant quality blender.  I don't really need one, but hey… free shipping.

Those are actually "non-denominational glowing holiday orbs".  I saw them at Target the other day.

Those are actually "non-denominational glowing holiday orbs".  I saw them at Target the other day.

By browser tab just says "Watch Kanye West's vag…", which, I must admit, is not helping matters here.

By browser tab just says "Watch Kanye West's vag…", which, I must admit, is not helping matters here.

Youngens.  I played this back when it was just a guy telling you what's happening.  "You turn the corner, and your opponent is stuck running into a wall…"

Youngens.  I played this back when it was just a guy telling you what's happening.  "You turn the corner, and your opponent is stuck running into a wall…"

I know you have questions about Battleship.  I'll just answer it for you… the ship sunk.

I know you have questions about Battleship.  I'll just answer it for you… the ship sunk.

Like most things, it depends on if it had a lot of bacon.

Like most things, it depends on if it had a lot of bacon.

You betch'er it does! [loads rifle, pops in DVD]

You betch'er it does! [loads rifle, pops in DVD]

Okay, we can still do this.  I'll take it Mondays from 7:30-8:30 and Thursdays from 10 to 10:15.  With the stipulation that Kirk Cameron doesn't get it just before I do.

Okay, we can still do this.  I'll take it Mondays from 7:30-8:30 and Thursdays from 10 to 10:15.  With the stipulation that Kirk Cameron doesn't get it just before I do.

I don't know.  I once marinated a Peking Duck in my apartment's washing machine, and they needed to know about that.

I don't know.  I once marinated a Peking Duck in my apartment's washing machine, and they needed to know about that.

Hey!  That table never did anything to you.

Hey!  That table never did anything to you.

That's ridiculous.  I designed the weather machine to project a big, happy smiley face on the sun, not to steer hurricanes.