Google can't tell me what this reference is. [freaks out]

Liberally sucky.

Liberally sucky.

Tell me more about this Betamax; I have some monies I am looking to invest.

Tell me more about this Betamax; I have some monies I am looking to invest.

I have information that Manatee #2 will be played by Macaulay Culkin.

I have information that Manatee #2 will be played by Macaulay Culkin.

To run on the theme of Norm, I attended a taping of Norm MacDonald's sitcom (aptly named Norm) back in 2000.  I mostly remember that he had a bucket of fried chicken which he would hide behind props during takes, and bring out to stuff his face with between scenes.

To run on the theme of Norm, I attended a taping of Norm MacDonald's sitcom (aptly named Norm) back in 2000.  I mostly remember that he had a bucket of fried chicken which he would hide behind props during takes, and bring out to stuff his face with between scenes.

Okay, no fish - but it will have sea mammals, right? RIGHT?

Okay, no fish - but it will have sea mammals, right? RIGHT?

The dog blogs about particularly fragrant rumps it has sniffed. It's something of a connoisseur.

The dog blogs about particularly fragrant rumps it has sniffed. It's something of a connoisseur.

I heard that Canton, OH has a wormhole connecting it to Canton, South China. Apparently it's in the bathroom of the BP on Tuscarawas Street. [unverified]

I heard that Canton, OH has a wormhole connecting it to Canton, South China. Apparently it's in the bathroom of the BP on Tuscarawas Street. [unverified]

The chick on the left is emerging from the wall. I had that problem in my apartment, too, until I lined the walls with aluminum foil.

The chick on the left is emerging from the wall. I had that problem in my apartment, too, until I lined the walls with aluminum foil.

I think he's on the morning crew - when's the shift change?

I think he's on the morning crew - when's the shift change?

More like "cummings distractions" [staunchly refuses to add amiright!?]