Walt's exhausted speech where he comes this close to revealing that one detail is such a sublime moment for me that it makes the episode. Plus if you're gonna get a bottle episode, you can't beat that setting.

Give us time to heal dammit

By "After Earth," I think you meant "Another Earth."

"meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED"

Liked only because it reminds me of Gary Larson.

"I could vomit into this one thirteen times before it fills up!"

@avclub-d338b74f750b504e60dd9ff41ae63040:disqus Exactly what I thought when I read that paragraph.

In the grip of senility, John McClane and Zeus Carver read another "clue" in the circular scavenger hunt they designed for themselves twenty years ago.

I first took this to mean they had an ass like Jean Claude Van Damme.

This is the only one that made me laugh out loud.

"Yes, I'm staring at the spider right now. Get over here before it calls my bluff."

Exactly! The show is written, directed, acted and edited in a certain way to let us know which things to care about, and nothing about that episode suggested to me that "obtaining recital footage from the documentary crew" was on anyone's mind, so who the hell cares?

Exactly! The show is written, directed, acted and edited in a certain way to let us know which things to care about, and nothing about that episode suggested to me that "obtaining recital footage from the documentary crew" was on anyone's mind, so who the hell cares?

On the contrary, this show constantly pretends to set things up and then goes in another direction, so much so that it's become fairly unpredictable, in a good way. And Pam and Jim's argument was especially unpredictable because they've never had an argument that severe before, with Jim so totally out of character.

On the contrary, this show constantly pretends to set things up and then goes in another direction, so much so that it's become fairly unpredictable, in a good way. And Pam and Jim's argument was especially unpredictable because they've never had an argument that severe before, with Jim so totally out of character.

Sure he's "wanted" the manager job, but deep down he loves working at the office no matter what. He considers Jim a great friend, as evidenced in the most recent Christmas episode. They hinted at Dwight's soft core many times, so it's no surprise that now he's feeling betrayed and lonely at the prospect of Jim and…

Sure he's "wanted" the manager job, but deep down he loves working at the office no matter what. He considers Jim a great friend, as evidenced in the most recent Christmas episode. They hinted at Dwight's soft core many times, so it's no surprise that now he's feeling betrayed and lonely at the prospect of Jim and…

"Who you callin' 'chicken'?"

I know it's "You're." I was being ironic, and that's why I wrote "solidarity!" Also why the hell did TimTebow change it from Albany to Sacramento? This is a bizarre world.

Albany is the CAPITAL of New York. Perhaps New York's CAPITOL building resides in Albany, but I don't think that's what you meant, TimTebow. So there, your both wrong! (solidarity!)