#JUSTBECAUSEYOUSAYNODISRESPECTDOESNTMEANYOURE
NOTBEINGDISRESPECTFUL

Is that what "Take [his] W" means? I thought it was some sort of street name for chill pills or whatever.

I'm surprised he didn't also call out the A.V. Club for giving …Like Clockwork absolutely no love in its Best of 2013 extravaganza.

Better songs from Final Straw:

GANGSTER FISH—THIS FALL ON FOX!

It's the eye of the Costas
It's the illness of sight
Rising up like the discharge from his eyeball
And at last Matt Lauer takes his place at the desk
And he's watching us all with the eyyyyyyyyye….of the COSTAS!

Corporate logos that look like dicks are funny. Fact.

There was a Stan Freberg skit about that.

So…is he a Gummy Bear or what?

Gummiberry Juice or GTFO.

Who gave birf to this fallacy in the firfst place?

That second message is a little ambiguous. Perhaps they meant, "Yes. Kill, you stupid bitch," and she is a sleeper assassin…and they have grown frustrated that she hasn't been responding to the stimulus that was supposed to activate her programming.

If I had a pony, I'd ride it on my boat.

Both of them, in a single costume.

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

It makes me feel better that other people got Alanis, too. Thank you, Mr. Oatmeal.

I really appreciate the typo here. I'm picturing the world's most nebbish lumberjack.

When I kiss you,
Wheh-eh-eh-en I kiss you,
It's like I'm kissing
My brother!

Matt Smith?!? The actor?!? Then who's vice president?

Also, it is tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel. Verdict: Huey.