It is truly the Super Bowl of tl;dr.

Speed 4: Boat Porn

That's a pretty loose definition of "satire." It's more like, "I know you are, but what am I?"

Really? The Of Montreal performances I've seen have been extremely theatrical—nutty costumes, overbearing psychedelic video projections, lots of writhing—so they were entertaining on that level at the very least.

Let us not forget Lord Bowler from "Brisco County."

Late to the pun thread again. Blast!

And yet NOBODY brought up the striking similarities between "Firework" and Master P.

Thank you! I'd forgotten about them.

"Wheel of Pain" cue RULZ!

The one with the black hat, obviously.

Argo arguably won because of the lack of a director nom. There was so much publicity about Affleck getting snubbed that a bunch of academy members supposedly voted for it for best picture to make up for the fact.

…with high production values.

He couldn't quite explain it.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Dick.

To have some fun at the expense of Kyle Ryan, duh.

"You're an inanimate fucking object!"

Oh, is the Darjeeling re-evaluation finally upon us? Because it's my favorite Wes Anderson movie, and whenever I tell anybody that, they just give me a look like, "What? Huh. Well, whatever, buddy." At least that's how I imagine all of you looking at me from the other side of your computer screens.

WHERE'S ROCK N WRESTLING?????

Better kill every baby born in 1915, just to be safe.

Fine, fine. Samuraus.