If you don't like "The Music Man," you are a bad person and I don't want to have anything to do with you.

Well, you certainly chose the right website to hang around.

If this movie has more than two guns in it, I'm going to sue for false advertising.

Oy, when I worked at a newspaper, we heard the "You only did this to sell newspapers!" complaint all the time. I never understood it. That's the only reason any story/photo/headline ever gets published, to move copies of the publication. As a writer, you may care more about your story getting read than the business'…

Not just a portion of a portion, mind you, but a portion of ALL funds raised.

I'm pretty sure Fox investigates ALL contestants' criminal and sexual history, based on this ridiculous list of people of all races who have been booted off the show. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Better … stronger … soul-ier

Man, you just dissolved my neural bridge.

Now everybody's gay!

Not a bad idea for filling up an empty auditorium. "Two hours in a comfy seat, and you can eat anything you find on the floor!"

movies?

MARVIN GAYE IS DEAD???

No, I incist!

Damn good lemon drink!

I'm pronouncing this SHARK-na-doiiiing. Is that correct?

Good thinking about that spider, @avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus! Try and do something like that again.

eBay streams music???

Is it really pronounced like "bra"? I need to know.

I like the idea that R.E.M.'s brief cameo ruined the entire legacy of The Simpsons.

What the hell is Lifehouse?