"Going Back Song" is one of those tracks that has migrated to all my various computers/devices since the Napster days, and I still enjoy it. I am wholly unfamiliar with the rest of their output.

But the singer dyes her hair!

He sounds hollow inside

I'm sorry, are people honestly trying to convince me that "The Naked Gun" is not a funny movie worth watching every few years? What universe have I stumbled into and how do I get back to mine?

True fact: There is no whispering, careless or otherwise, in "Careless Whisper." Or maybe there is. Hell, I don't remember.

How many Soviet Russians does it take to install a dashcam?

I think we can all agree that the best song on that soundtrack is "Instruments of Destruction" by N.R.G. May I just share some lyrics with you? Thank you.

I interviewed this guy once, and he was kind of a jerk—a bunch of one-word answers, clearly uninterested in talking to me. I must admit: When I first read the headline, I was a little giddy that misfortune had befallen him. Then as I read the article and realized how serious it was, I felt pretty dang guilty. Nobody…

The Donkeyhead

Franco cannot be limited by terms like "love" and "hate." We simply experience Franco in all its Franconess.

Um, I don't mean to alarm you, but…are you aware that your sex is on fire?

Then perhaps you're the person to answer this for me: Why was this bill able to clear the senate so easily but has less than zero support in the house? Are the two legislative bodies makeups markedly different?

"Open the gates of hell."

Sounds like the screenplay needed some ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.

Sure, he saves the planet, but he destroys his ever-enlarging brain in the process. That's kind of a bummer.

Is that all we need to do to get everybody on board and make gay marriage happen? Easy. Done. Bam, let's get it going, people.

Someday we'll find it, the Kato connection …

Yessssss, sir.

As an old-timer 'round these parts, I seem to recall the thinking was that wishing cancer or AIDS on a firstie wasn't enough a curse, but maybe an illness that combined the worst aspects of each would suffice.

Things found in a bathroom! No, um … things a producer might say!