She probably wears a hat with a press pass tucked in the brim and keeps a bottle of scotch in the drawer next to her manual typewriter.

Well, it's kind of an improvement over The Muppets.

*sings* Somebody's getting mowed down today!

I don't understand the Vega-ries of her position.

The only thing conservatives hate more than Obamacare is Gary Groth.

I was at that Decemberists show. I enjoyed the Fleetwood Mac intro to "Here I Dreamt I was Architect," but I imagine they do that a lot.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Do you read the AV Club? Because the critics at that website went on and on and ON about Blue Valentine and her performance.

You didn't see Castro getting all pissy and threatening to sue Coleman Francis, did you? Of course not. Because Castro was the only one in that movie who came off looking halfway competent.

*chalks up cue stick*

Yo, Dingbats. Dingbats, man. Dingbats, yo,

You could just dump some paprika on some plain chips.

Headlines is no "Small Town" by John Cougar Mellencamp

Does "early" go through "No. 4"? Cuz that's got some decent tracks.

I still love Pirate Ship's early films, but it hasn't directed anything good since at least 1995.

Why dashes instead of hyphens, Vanity Fair? Explain yourself!

I agree that "The Constant," "Looking Glass" and "Walkabout" are probably the show's best episodes, but I just wanted to throw some love toward the Season 2 opener and "The Shape of Things to Come."

I was hoping this article was going to be about this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Hands … torcha hands
Reacha out … torcha me, torcha you

Yup, that was about my reaction @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus . Well said.

You forgot one thing: ruthless efficiency and nice red uniforms.