What's the point of adding the hashtag, anyway? To make it easier for people to read about all the latest Satan news? To get your message out to all the #Satan followers?

Get thee out of my feed, #Satan!

Get thee out of my feed, #Satan!

I think I kept reading it over and over again in the hopes it would eventually make sense…AND IT NEVER DID. That was the freakiest part.

I think I kept reading it over and over again in the hopes it would eventually make sense…AND IT NEVER DID. That was the freakiest part.

Do you think they go out to Pita Pit for dinner sometimes? I'd like to think they do.

Do you think they go out to Pita Pit for dinner sometimes? I'd like to think they do.

This is the correct answer, and it took far too long to get there.

This is the correct answer, and it took far too long to get there.

I'm not sure what it is, but I get chocked up every time I watch the scene from X2 where they're all at the iceman-kid's house. I mean, the gay allegory is obvious, and the "Have you every tried *not* being a mutant?" line is WAY too on the nose, but dang if I don't find it a fucking tragedy every time.

I'm not sure what it is, but I get chocked up every time I watch the scene from X2 where they're all at the iceman-kid's house. I mean, the gay allegory is obvious, and the "Have you every tried *not* being a mutant?" line is WAY too on the nose, but dang if I don't find it a fucking tragedy every time.

NO!

NO!

If *I* were on the chickflicksymposium.com staff, I would have gone with the "I Love Trouble" poster for those two.

If *I* were on the chickflicksymposium.com staff, I would have gone with the "I Love Trouble" poster for those two.

I've probably read something more disturbing than this at some point, but some of y'all's comments made me think of "Garfield: His 9 Lives" and, specifically, the "Primal Self" story.

I've probably read something more disturbing than this at some point, but some of y'all's comments made me think of "Garfield: His 9 Lives" and, specifically, the "Primal Self" story.

Not according to a certain presidential candidate they don't!

Not according to a certain presidential candidate they don't!

Give a man a kidney and he'll filter blood for…well, I guess probably until he dies. But, teach a man to kidney and…hmmm, wait, let me try again.