Give a man a kidney and he'll filter blood for…well, I guess probably until he dies. But, teach a man to kidney and…hmmm, wait, let me try again.

I'd mercifully forgotten that song until you brought it up.

I'd mercifully forgotten that song until you brought it up.

And "Angels in America." Something about HBO brings out good (if Pacino-y) performances.

And "Angels in America." Something about HBO brings out good (if Pacino-y) performances.

I will only see long movies if they are reputed to also be awful.

I will only see long movies if they are reputed to also be awful.

Tramp is a pretty good album, but I ain't gonna buy it a second time … drawings-made-with-eyes-closed or not.

Tramp is a pretty good album, but I ain't gonna buy it a second time … drawings-made-with-eyes-closed or not.

Somebody's never going to get out of bed again … never get out of bed again!

Somebody's never going to get out of bed again … never get out of bed again!

Come on, folks. Handlin just reviewed DS9's "Past Tense, Part II" for TV Club. That surely deserves a spot on this list.

Come on, folks. Handlin just reviewed DS9's "Past Tense, Part II" for TV Club. That surely deserves a spot on this list.

"I got"—CLINK CLINK—"fsssssss, Steam Heat!"

"I got"—CLINK CLINK—"fsssssss, Steam Heat!"

I have come around on this song, as well. Didn't care much for it when it came out, now I think it's stupid fun. Being from Detroit helps. And, of course, in hindsight, "All Summer Long" makes "Bawiditibabdabadad" seem like "The Message."

I have come around on this song, as well. Didn't care much for it when it came out, now I think it's stupid fun. Being from Detroit helps. And, of course, in hindsight, "All Summer Long" makes "Bawiditibabdabadad" seem like "The Message."

Dead, fat or rich, nobody's left to bitch about the goings on in self-destructive zones.

Dead, fat or rich, nobody's left to bitch about the goings on in self-destructive zones.

Ahem … "The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles."