Wait a minute! This is just three golden-era Dawes jokes reassembled and re-purposed!

HEY! Don't talk about bacon.

HEY! Don't talk about bacon.

Then the Lord spoke to G.O.B. out of the storm. He said: "Where were you when I laid Fuck Mountain's foundations?"

Then the Lord spoke to G.O.B. out of the storm. He said: "Where were you when I laid Fuck Mountain's foundations?"

There you go. Thinking with your "guy" again.

There you go. Thinking with your "guy" again.

The Campaign 2: On Hanging Chads

The Campaign 2: On Hanging Chads

Straight up. What did you hope to learn about here?

Straight up. What did you hope to learn about here?

And then they start cr*cheting!

And then they start cr*cheting!

I assumed it would be No. 1.

I assumed it would be No. 1.

Or as we used to call it, ARTS & SHARTS & CRAFTS

Or as we used to call it, ARTS & SHARTS & CRAFTS

I searched all through the story and comments for somebody singling out Shearwater, and you win the prize, sir. I didn't expect to keep coming back to "Animal Joy" as much as I have, but it just keeps growing on me.

I searched all through the story and comments for somebody singling out Shearwater, and you win the prize, sir. I didn't expect to keep coming back to "Animal Joy" as much as I have, but it just keeps growing on me.

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