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anticipated/expected

anticipated/expected

Help me out, folks. It took me about a month, but I thought I finally figured out that Kreayshawn is supposed to be pronounced "creation." But now I see people, including whoever titled her album, are referring to her as Kreay. Am I supposed to say that like "kree-ay"? Which syllable gets the emphasis?

Help me out, folks. It took me about a month, but I thought I finally figured out that Kreayshawn is supposed to be pronounced "creation." But now I see people, including whoever titled her album, are referring to her as Kreay. Am I supposed to say that like "kree-ay"? Which syllable gets the emphasis?

Is he still a vampire? You can go ahead and spoil it for me.

Is he still a vampire? You can go ahead and spoil it for me.

I thought you all were kidding about it being Twilight erotic fanfic…you know, using it as shorthand for "annoying characters terribly written."

I thought you all were kidding about it being Twilight erotic fanfic…you know, using it as shorthand for "annoying characters terribly written."

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF WORLD WE LIVE IN WHERE A MAN DRESSED AS A BAT GETS AN A-?

The Martian Barnacles

The Martian Barnacles

Or both?

Or both?

I had an anthropology professor in college who sounded and moved a bit like D'Onofrio in MIB. When I explained to my father that my professor was most likely a human shell with a space bug inside, he was skeptical, but after sitting through the class during parents' weekend, he had to admit I was onto something.

I had an anthropology professor in college who sounded and moved a bit like D'Onofrio in MIB. When I explained to my father that my professor was most likely a human shell with a space bug inside, he was skeptical, but after sitting through the class during parents' weekend, he had to admit I was onto something.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOIN'!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOIN'!

True story: In 7th grade, I read an Indiana Jones novel where the Russian Army had discovered Noah's Ark in the mountains of Turkey during World War I but the courier with the info got captured by Bolsheviks. Or something. I had to make some sort of damn diorama to accompany a book report for school, so I recreated…

True story: In 7th grade, I read an Indiana Jones novel where the Russian Army had discovered Noah's Ark in the mountains of Turkey during World War I but the courier with the info got captured by Bolsheviks. Or something. I had to make some sort of damn diorama to accompany a book report for school, so I recreated…