Well, this devolved into quite the interrogangbang.

You mean the Internet?

You mean the Internet?

Tell it to Wikipedia, buddy.

Tell it to Wikipedia, buddy.

So did I.

So did I.

I always assumed she was Leanne Rimes' sister.

I always assumed she was Leanne Rimes' sister.

This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. You're gonna go out, and you're gonna start a war with a foreign country.

This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. You're gonna go out, and you're gonna start a war with a foreign country.

Oh I should have posted down here. Anyway, see above.

Oh I should have posted down here. Anyway, see above.

My mother took me to see this and laughed uproariously at the "tossing poodles out the window" bit.

My mother took me to see this and laughed uproariously at the "tossing poodles out the window" bit.

The commentary track is totally worth listening to, too. There is one point with an exchange that goes like this.

The commentary track is totally worth listening to, too. There is one point with an exchange that goes like this.

Not bad. But at about what time did they cross the state line?

Not bad. But at about what time did they cross the state line?

My startup sound was Homer Simpson saying, "'To start press any key.' Where the 'any' key?"