Yeah, maybe he can get himself appointed ambassador to China or something!

When the President talks to Dawes …

Home Movies, "Hiatus"

"Oh, this head wound is so played out."

"and her neighbor's opening expressing its hostility"

Well, you'd think the doctors would notice if someone was born with a heart three sizes too small.

With a pickle mind
We kick the nipple beer
Steady as a goat
We're flying over trout

As the Good Book says, "Say hello to my little friend!"

If it makes you feel better, I think they've done videos from four other songs off this album before this one.

Ooh, ooh! Theme From Flood!

Ron, are we talking about mothballing the Starfleet?

I'M HUNGRY!

I assumed that the cat was the long-hauler, and she has a pet hesher.

Well, I just lost all respect I had for John Parr. Which is to say, very little has changed.

It's killing this country!

What's with cute starlets getting all the supporting roles in lightweight comedies, anyway?

Ha! Now you know how we all felt about 'N Sync, P.O.D. and Good Charlotte. Welcome to Club Irrelevancy!

Unlike juggalos, who are considerate enough to blatantly advertise their bad taste.

What's with electronic genres getting assigned names that are confusingly similar to names already in use, though they sound nothing alike? I can never hear any trace of dub in dubstep. "Hardcore" is decidedly not hardcore. "Garage" sounds about as much like The Stooges as my toaster does. CUT IT OUT!

It should also be noted that Abraham Lincoln did not endorse "The Devil Inside," nor aid in its making.