Still better than Girl Talk.

I probably am. Still, lots of CGI environments, right? They generally leave me feeling pretty flat for all the reasons Tasha listed.

I feel like I should see this
-Scorsese is often good
-It's gotten good reviews from a wide variety of critics

http://youtu.be/WKJ-N5u1KZk…

Neither Crash Test Dummies nor Presidents of the USA belong in the same category as Spin Doctors. I believe you are looking for Blessid (ugh) Union of Souls.

Are you sure the one who wants to buy you rockets isn't the rich prince? I mean, we're not talking about rockets in his head, but real fuckin' rockets.

From what I could gather, the overarching message was, "Fuck you!"

He's the pirate Florin deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

When the defensive backs are swallowed up by the earth, you don't stop to ask questions, you just thank your lucky stars and do your coach proud! At least that's what I did in high school.

I think every review should end with the subhed.

Well? Did she get meatballs or what?

Suicide by organ taint?

A hot ghost.

But how else would you indicate that someone had definitely been shot, but it was unclear how many times?

Franco invented subversion of gender constructs via lewd gestures.

Stanford approved heartily.

Franco belongs to you now and you can do with it whatever you want.

Or if Franco had prevented Brett Ratner from reading The Big Butt Book to British children, so that there could be a big, red "NO" over that Ratner photo.

*sung to the tune of "California Gurls" or that Kesha song*

The only list involving the words "best" and "songs" that Pitbull should be included on is "Songs that Best Infuriate Me."