I don't know nothing 'bout no authenticity, but that song is boring and has trite lyrics.

That's exactly what Attila the Hun said.

I'm late to the game here, but how weird was it for this show to have a character use Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain as inspiration for an act of terrorism against the United States—and have it be somewhat believable. (Somewhat.) I guess Chamberlain's myth has become so big that it can now encompass just about anything…

I missed a real opportunity to make a Spider-Man musical reference here, didn't I?

Occupy Star … Things!

Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Bramble Romp"?

"Everything to Everyone" is still an alright jam in my book.

The Beatles totally should have capitalized it that way. And used Auto-Tune.

Hey, guys? I'm still in the night over here. Turn on the sun already!

I'll have the Korn Skrillex with bacon and a side of hash browns.

My mom says your tool isn't brood-like at all.

Ah, there's your trouble. It IS incredibly stupid.

Well, shit, I'm gonna mutate myself a non-racist gene right now and start scoring with babes.

Take a number and get in line!

I know this one monster who spent years living in a trash can.

There's no wrong way …

We all should have seen this coming. Obviously a series that portrays Americans who practice Islam would … wait, why is this show upsetting again?

This …

Step 1: Cave to xenophobia and ignorance
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit!

Paul Scheer as Pete Seger?