Easy, get their wedding outfits, read an incantation from "The Handbook for the Recently Deceased," and boom: instant aging ghosts.

And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future!

That's calypso! Geez, you guys.

As has Sylvia Sidney.

You guys are all fucking crazy. Catherine O'Hara? Probably Danny Elfman's finest work? "My life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room."? Random stop-motion giant worms with giant worms inside their mouths? What is there not to love about this movie?

I let the Ghostbusters 2 stuff slide, but NOBODY shits all over Harry Belafonte without getting a stern frown from me.

Good God son, here: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'll admit it: Sort of awesome.

I had very little desire to see the film before that trailer. Now I'm all fired up about it. What the hell indeed!

It's too late for that, King. You may have been a good orator, but now you're Bantha fodder.

Yes, but it's Perez Hilton.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

But, we ARE a nation of fundamentalist rejects.

The plot has potential for social commentary, you say? So …… the sharks are just upset about the widening gap in wealth distribution, I'm assuming?

Ah, the space between spaces, if you will.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies …

You know, I think the real problem is that none of them are really that bad. I didn't like the later eps as much as the earlier ones (and anyone who doesn't think the end of the pilot is hilarious is at least as un-human as me), but you know what? None of them really fall flat. That was just a fine show and it's…

You're a winner. For a lifetime. Now that you've seized that one moment in time, make it shine.

I understand she wiiiines and diiiiines with Argentines and Kuwaitis.

So, you love her just the way she is?