You Catholic girls start much too late.

The Way W.E. Were

I promise not to kill you.

Worst "Freaks and Geeks" episode?

Even "Kate robs a bank for a toy airplane" was better than "the mystery of Jack's tattoos that turned out to be not at all mysterious." Sorry, folks, "Stranger in a Strange Land' in a walk.

The?
Didn't this guy used to have a definite article in his name? Did he have to pawn it or something?

The text of Carmina Burana was discovered in a monastery, but it's an aggressively secular collection of poems, with lots of pagan and sexual imagery. "O Fortuna," however, is pretty tame as far as the lyrics go. It basically is just a bitter complaint against fate and fortune. Maybe the school board thought that…

Neil Simon's "The Mustard Fart Girl"

I heard he eats lightning and craps thunder.

Clearly, Kristen Stewart as What's Her Face, but who will play The Ugly One?

What's next? A meat dress???

How much fuck Eddie Murphy?

And "Modern Leper." I'm actually a bit surprised that's not on here. These guys love Frightened Rabbit.

I'm fine with all the legitimate, responsible "this could be a disaster so take precautions" coverage aimed at residents before the hurricane hit—the warnings from politicians and such—but why was the local news in Detroit spending half of its broadcast on hurricane coverage AFTER it became obvious that none of the…

Are you implying that Iranian Sapphic Sluts IX is not a legitimate movie?

When it comes to nuclear armageddon cartoons, nothing beats "The Big Snit." (Maybe not as "message art that really delivers," but as "awesomely weird Canadian animation," no question.)

Grohl stole Novaselic's life force, obviously.

Apparently, "Tower Heist" was originally going to be called something like "Trump Heist" and they were going to specifically be stealing from Donald Trump rather than a generic rich asshat.

Near-instant meal dispensation enterprise.

Eh, they all are cheap rip-offs of 200 POUNDS OF BISON MEAT