Where's the "like" button for that zinger? O'Neal, you magnificent bastard! EDIT: That was supposed to be a reply to JCBF, so just imagine this has one less indent. I'm still figuring this darn thing out.

"Because of his face." See, that's a bald-faced lie right there.

Bachman is one of the lesser-known Batman villains … a baroque music obsessive who lobs exploding lutes.

I like "Senator." I get the feeling you're anti-blow job. I'm going to run for Senate on a staunch pro-blow job platform, and then we'll see which side of history you're on.

I've been around long enough to remember how people bitched and bitched and bitched last time they changed the commenting system, and after about two days we all learned how the thing worked and it increased participation and we grew to love it so much that we're all bitching and bitching and bitching now that it's…

Did they tell us the edit function was coming? That should have been up in the headline. This is a glorious day.

Help me out. Why is it called horsemaning? As in headless horseman? That's it, isn't it? I bet you I can come up with a better name in 10 seconds …

I have nothing worthwhile to say. Just wanted to see how this new commenting system worked before I freaked the fuck out.

The good news is you can not be required to quarter an AV Club staffer in your house during peacetime.

FUCK YEAH COOKIE PARTY!

It's Converse that isn't good enough for Dawes.

Well, he is creating jobs for earplug manufacturers.

The Whole Food Parking Lot song is about 30 billion times better than this.

By "do" do you mean "kill"? Or the other thing?

very funny
I'll just get the comment about how he already has TBS out of the way. Now let the real discussion begin!

Oops
The editor messed up and used the footage of this dude rappin' for "the brothers with paper" when he's hanging with the inner city kids, and footage of him rappin' for the folks without paper when he's hanging on the corporate jet.

They really should have kept this quiet and buried the Tokyo Police Club covers on the old Videocracy page.

Secretly Canadian is based in Indiana.

"Rollin' in the Deep"
Maybe it's a bit early, but that song is fucking everywhere, and everybody liked it at least initially until it got massively overplayed, but they'll come back to it once it stops being fucking everywhere.

This is "King of Limbs" all over again! AHHHHHHHH!