@Ellen: I thought for sure you wrote that a portion of your commenting fees were going to Scanners.

Just sing it to the tune of "Cotton Eye Joe."

I get it. Ape-raham Lincoln. Ha. Ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Victoria Jackson lost every ounce of her UHF-related goodwill the moment she claimed that Obama was training a private army to kill her because she opposes the gay-muslim alliance to tear down the Statue of Liberty.

How to "fix" Welcome Interstate Managers:

AP Style dictates it ought to be "Crazy, Stupid and Love."

They could have just hired O'Neal and his big, red "NO" for this advertising campaign.

Fuck yeah, Raphael Saadiq!
"Stone Rollin'" is great, as are the offerings from Wye Oak, The Decemberists, The Mountain Goats, Middle Brother (featuring one of the members of DAWES, yo!) … and I'll throw some additional love Adele's way.

You guys are kidding yourself if you think the Democrats were watching anything other than "Eat, Pray, Love" and then having a good cry together.

THE HEADLINE FOR THIS PIECE SHOULD HAVE BEEN "Chicago: Corn Cob Towers" AND ABSOLUTELY NO MENTION OF WILCO BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE CALL THEM, NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT IT'S A WEB SITE THAT CATERS TO THE INTERESTS OF MUSIC NERDS NOT CRAZY PEOPLE WHO COLLECT CORN COBS!!!!!!

KENNY! JOIN ME!

I content to only remember the rest of the Eagles catalog exists when forced to confront it, but I have started to love, love, LOVE singing along with "Take it to the Limit." That's just a fine pop song.

I thought the point of Wilson's character was that he enjoyed mocking Juno using her own linguistic quirks … for some reason. That, however, in no way excuses the phrase "Your eggo is preggo."

Meercat Scanner

Wye Oak is the new Walker Brothers.

Did it just get cold in here … or is it Independence Day and I can't break away from this parade?

Time period is irrelevant because it's always 1988 in suburban Detroit.

Obviously, all these movies are trying to piggyback on Wet Hot American Summer's massive success.

Look out behind you, Captain America! Cylon Centurions!

Your tax dollars at work, folks!