To be fair, it is kinda pretty looking.

I'm pretty sure "the fist" was supposed to be a reference to Rourke's boxing career.

Oh boy, not ANOTHER Earth!

Aw, thanks! I can now report with 90% certainty that Sean uses Futura font!

9.19.11

Why, yes, I am a nerdy white guy who studied liberal arts in college, why do you ask?
I'll make a case for The Decemberists

Sorry, you are wrong. "Together" is great and NP is the most glaring omission that has ever been omitted from any list of any sort.

I do think Heaven is Whenever is sub B+.

GodDAMN it Diddy
You can massacre "Every Breath You Take," you can mumble your way to a Grammy, you can inflict "Making Da Band" on the world and you can insult my intelligence in commercial after commercial, but you better RESPECT Smokey Fuckin' Robinson.

down with misery rap
I've only heard "Bloody Poetry," but I like that track a lot.

I can hardly wait for her German-language version, Meinen Augenblick.

*door flies open*

*door flies open*

… from the makers of Snacky Smores!

It's mutated and become airborn!

Grover's disease > Grover Norquist

Confused
Why would you want to compare yourself to a zebra that has been caught by lions … you know, the slowest, weakest, stupidest member of the herd? Or rather why would the filmmaker think that was a good visual metaphor for a subject he supposedly admires?

Now, I usually prefer my scotch with Pine-Sol and a dash of simple saline, but to each his own.

More like crotch syrup, right guys?

Here at the AV Club, F indicates it's worth your time to watch because it's such a fiasco it's unintentionally entertaining. It's actually more of a compliment than a D-.