Hey, so I'm incredibly late to this incredibly boring party, and also my knowledge of tax law is minimal at best (if only God would instruct me to study it), but I've been reading some stuff by this lady …

You know what they say, a hand in the hedge is worth two in the bush!

Important question
Can this "liqueur" get you "drunk"?

Get out of my head, Phipps!
That paragraph on Inglourious Basterds was precisely—absolutley, disturbingly precisely—my reaction to it. I came away feeling like it didn't have a point beyond the suspense of a few key scenes, but then couldn't get the damn thing out of my head. I'd say it's now one of my favorite movies…

"Air" is a pretty damn good late-period Ben Folds Five track, as I recall.

Oh, that's what that adorable, miniature sucking sound was.

I thought we were ranking them in order of cuteness.

7. Uh huh. Uh huh, yeah.

credit
I believe I tripped and fell on my face when I was 9 months old in 1979, so I think I get the credit for this one.

You know, when your youth is spent and burned, you'll see that it's all about
Music!
Flowers!
Babies!

[Beth Ditto joke in 3 … 2 … 1 … ]

NEW EVIDENCE IMPLICATES JAMES JAMERSON IN NUCLEAR ESPIONAGE CASE

Or Adam Sandler-as-manchild-in-charge-of-actual-child

That's just a hologram.

Fetal snoring.

Can anyone tell me if you have to have the Microsoft Silverlight plug in installed to use Netflix streaming?

No.

http://mkaku.org/home/wp-co…

Just when they make me happy by streaming every Star Trek episode ever …
… they piss me off by pulling this stunt. Why do you build me up, Netflix, just to let me down?

Kids today download programs that do nothing but download programs to their computers.