The man with the golden … eyeball!

I nominate this post for a Juno!

Mark David Chimpman

No, I mean did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?

And that's why I refuse to wear contacts
I think "May" is the only movie I've been unable to watch through the end (and I made it through "Audition"). I have this totally irrational fear of contact lenses, and this movie did not help at all.

You guys sure say "Grooveshark" a lot.

The only—ONLY—redeeming thing about this thread is that it's an opportunity to bring up this classic AVC headline: "Eminem hospitalized, fat."

I get the feeling they're aggressively ugly on purpose. But ugly on purpose doesn't mean it's not aggressively ugly.

Hold on … younger women can seek older men at seekcougar.com? Can younger women also seek younger men? And can older men seek older women? This site is bullshit. If you're going with the cougar schtick, embrace it! Don't halfass it by allowing any age-preference fetishist to muck up the works. The Internet is all…

New Pornographers, "Challengers"
I know that for some strange reason a lot of NP fans have something against this album, maybe because it's a little more laid back, but it's actually one of my favorites. You can't deny that "Adventures in Solitude" is gorgeous. And you can't deny that that cover is UGLY AS FUCK.

We might have to consider revoking Nimoy's lifetime pass.

I'm holding out for a Micro Machines short.

We need a 3-D index with "tolerability" on the X axis, "ironic appreciation potential" on the Y axis, and "GOOP Factor" on the Z axis.

It's always been thus. Cubes always have an uphill battle to gain the respect automatically afforded to T's. Just look at "Cube 2: Hypercube" vs. "Dr. T and the Women."

*Cattrall

I'd go with Vulcan Kim Kattral over Vulcan Kristie Alley, but that may just be because I was a quivering pile of hormones when Star Trek VI came out.

I think the throne just has a never-ending supply of blood that flows over its surface for all of eternity.

Rogue Beef

Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose CBS!

I believe that, grammatically speaking, Jane is saying that Sly Stallone is a giant, sentient penis (but his penis is still larger).