Ass Demolition Man

"I am communicating telepathically with you in cat form while spinning slowly around in my room"
I just wanted to say that was very amusing to me.

It was not nearly as good as Se-numeral-seven-en.

Videogum is a video-centric spinoff of Stereogum. It even has a Wikipedia page!

Lindenson was definitely my No. 1 answer to this Q&A.

I will never, ever understand the "Star Wars is fantasy" argument. It's got spaceships. Sorry. It has spaceships and lasers. You can make the argument that *thematically* it has a lot of the classic elements of fantasy stories, kind of like "Firefly" had classic elements of a western, but you don't see you me getting…

It looks like he has a bottle of BBQ sauce in his hand. I'm imagining him just chugging five bottles a day as part of this project.

I don't know where you guys come up with this stuff. No really. What's your sauce?

Edmund, duh!

… and Happy's on the 18th green, where earlier a car driven by a crazed fan rammed the TV tower.

Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or something.

(Drives restored Camaro through perfect pyramid of papayas someone stacked outside a warehouse for some reason)

I would have gone with "Bosom Buddies" and "Bachelor Party," but that's me.

*slow clap*

I really, really liked "Of The Blue Colour Of The Sky," although that is a truly horrendous title for an album. I guess it was polarizing, though.

Damn damn damn damn
I move away and NOW you open an Ann Arbor office.

Clearly. Saxophone improves everything, Modell be damned.

Also, my answer is Das Racist. I know that "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell" is literally the most annoying thing ever recorded, but God help me I jam it every time it comes on in the car. I always wonder whether they're going to find each other *this* time! I turned into Burl for a second there, ha ha!

Dale Gonyea
Wooo! He was like my mom's best buddy in college. I'm 100% serious. He also wrote "You Can Alway Be No. 1 (Sport Goofy Anthem)" from Disney's Splashdance album, which was the coolest thing ever when I was 4 years old.

Do you know what this means? All of my female coworkers who consistently drool over Ryan Reynolds' abs are really straight dudes!