If you think "Fireflies" doesn't sound much like The Postal Service, you are either in denial or deaf. The Owl City guy basically admitted that's what he was trying to do. I have yet to meet a Postal Service fan who didn't think "Fireflies" was a new PS track, only to become increasingly disconcerted as they listened…

I think there's a prescription waiting for you at the Harmacy.

Fantastic Mr. Fox and Mr. Ed

April Summers bring May Bummers.

You have to learn how to die, if you wanna wanna be alive.

I blame Our Lady Peace.

And Loverboy has always sucked.

Also the original "Star Wars" doesn't make me froth and gag in fits of cinephile rage at its mere mention.

How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Squeezer to the dome

It's so Hyden can use the phrase "dry-humping the decomposed corpse of grunge," and I'm OK with that.

I hope he gets birthed from a leather couch.

I wouldn't put it past them.

I always thought I was the only one that like Big Fish around here, and I had to hide my shame.

Several tension-filled awesome moments + several eye-rollingly awful moments + zombies = I'll tune in for Season 2

I believe the feds forced GM to spin off GMC, and at the critical moment in the procedure it got bombarded with space rays that turned it into a cable network. I read it on Huffington Post, I think.

When we saw the "Green Lantern" trailer the other day at the theater, my girlfriend turned to me and said, "That looks good!" And I shot her my, "Uh … really?" look.

Plus it was filmed in western Michigan for no reason other than to take advantage of tax credits! You know it's got to be good.

"non-linear chat"

If by "good stuff" you mean "penis mutilation" …
… then, yes.

That was @Ryan1, by the by.