This one time, in typing class, we were supposed to type, "Jill had vowed to rid the town of the giant male duck"—which was kind of bizarre to begin with—but then I went and typed "dick" instead of "duck! HILARIOUS! When you're 13 or whatever.

Wait, is this not the movie where magical pot helps Method Man and Redman get into Harvard?

So much for the poverty vows.

The AV Club confiscated my racist comments without obtaining a warrant.

That little girl that's in all the clips
Is she Roddy's trainer? An orphan he promised to provide for? Just a fan?

Men men men men manly men men men men men men
I've avoided "Two and a Half Men" so thoroughly that I've never encountered the theme song, and rather than keep things this way, Sean tricked me into going and listening to it.

Hartman. There is not answer but Hartman for this Q&A.

*WAMMY BAR!*

Please please please tell me I'm reading this right and the film really does intercut actual footage of zebras being mauled by lions.

I encounter fog storms all the time when I'm piloting my blimp.

RICKARD'S RED MOTEHRFUCKERS!

More like "too fail to big"!

Shiasty?
Should I know what this word means? Is it like a combination of "shitty" and "nasty"?

WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLT!!!!

I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME!

My window switches are in the center console. Takes about one day to get used to. And there is a point to it, because it allows the passenger to control all four windows, too, without installing four switches on both the driver and passenger side doors.

Ah, good, here's the Lost thread. I'm shocked nobody from the staff mentioned Make Your Own Kind of Music.

2/3!

And with that, I believe that we have successfully transcribed the entire script out of order in these comments.

Type something, would you? We're paying for this stuff.