But … it is a Fiat.

You expect me to believe that?
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, the CDC would engage a countdown timer to when the headquarters would blow up.

Is the thread where us 32 year olds high-five each other? Woooo!

Ask Horsefellow.

There's this awesome feature (well, awesome is a stretch, but I'm strangely fascinated by it) on the "About Schmidt" DVD where Payne gave a bunch of interns cameras and told them to shoot footage of Omaha, and the only rule was that every frame had to include the Woodman Tower. His instructions were something along…

I purposefully drove out of my way to see the intersection where the Bullit chase starts when I was supposed to be delivering vegetables the other day.

A hyperbolic headline? On the Internet? Now I've seen everything!

[easily disproved conspiracy theory regarding correlation between interviews subjects and review grades]

Great moments in restaurant product placement
"Frank, if you're looking for a better steak in an arcade setting, you are shit out of luck."

He thinks he's a woman in a romantic comedy!

Good lord I loved this album as a 5 year old
I didn't buy it, but I definitely stole the cassette from my parents and claimed it as my own. I also recall, two years later, my friend Danny and I sitting on a playgound climber and spending our entire recess debating whether "Fore!" was better than "Sports." (I basically…

Regal
… is the first thing I always think of when I hear Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Imma Be Imma Imma Imma Be Imma Be Imma Be Imma…

Well, he's clearly going to end up with Rosario Dawson instead of that superficial dealership-loving fashion model or whatever. But more importantly: How is he going to get that gorilla into TGI Fridays? Or are they just getting takeout? If so, why did he bring the gorilla in the first place?

I understand it's pretty much a non-country.

DETROIT! UH!

Saying "Annie Hall" isn't a romantic comedy is like saying "Inglourious Basterds" isn't a war movie. Just because it subverts some conventions doesn't mean it isn't part of that tradition. Is "Annie Hall" a comedy? Yup. Does the plot focus on a romantic relationship? Yup.

My Super Ex Girlfriend
I didn't think it was that bad. Then again, I'm pretty sure I was hungover as hell when I watched it, so maybe the pounding in my head made it seem pleasant by comparison.

We'll always have Gary E. Johnson.

Well, they successfully made me aware that Acuras still exist. Of course, that only happened because some watchful citizen called the bomb squad.

SHE'S MY DAUGHTER AND MY NIECE!