Synods are where it's at.

Um …
My Little Pony is a thing again?

He's probably Episcopal.

I kind of love this reporter
"I'm not sure why I tried to get a comment, but I did."

According to that blogger the reporter interviewed, it was "Screw the police," which is incredibly believable and plausible.

Ciao!
When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among Andy Dick and basking in the warmth of his penis, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.

I think you guys are a little out of touch.

"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman: The Series"
I would watch it if there was consistently that much cleavage and taught middrift every week.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

I think you're being a little hard on The Beaver.

Michigan State Police? No way man, not after that speeding ticket when I was only going 5 over.

Why would there be women in a movie if they're not going to be naked?

What about "Expose"? I'd probably watch that if it was 2 a.m. and there wasn't anything else on.

Well, their music will help put an end to war and poverty, align the planets and bring them into universal harmony.

A lot of persuasive arguments here. On the one hand, Spacey appears to be throwing a hissyfit over something whose very existence will go completely unnoticed by 99.999% of people. On the other hand, the photo makes that guy seem like an insufferable twat based on how I imagine people who look that way might act if I…

Puke licker.

I remember thinking "Time's Arrow" was awesome when I was 13, and I'm not sure I've seen it since then. Maybe I should just keep it that way.

Very informative, but one glaring omission
You don't explain why Jesse Eisenberg is behind the wheel of a right hand drive car at the end of the "30 Minutes or Less" trailer. It doesn't appear to take place in Japan or the Commonwealth.

Ha, I think I've got a petoskey stone I found on the beach in a drawer at my parents' house, too. Probably everyone who still has a drawer at their parents' house does.

Robin is the state bird!