Great
Just when I thought public perceptions of Michigan couldn't possibly get any worse, along comes this guy. Thanks a lot!

Everyone in Michigan is familiar with Petoskey because the state stone is named after the city. It's actually a type of fossilized coral found in high concentrations on the beaches near Petoskey.

Predictable?
"… erhaps realizing that the long-running haunted-house story is by now so predictable … "

It's in my notes.

It's not a happy marriage.

I hate to break it to you all, but the last "Twilight" movie was not released last year. The movie version of "Breaking Dawn" doesn't come out until November. Even worse, they're breaking it up into two parts, because of course they are. I understand and sympathize with the wishful thinking, but our national nightmare…

Love?
Yes. No! Wait, yes.

"The other Train song" is Drops of Jupiter.

Owl City hate thread
A "magic" key on his keyboard? Fuck that guy.

Great, now I'll never get my tidal wave of blood.

OutKast
Even though I know I'm wrong, every time I look at that headline I think it says "Andre 3000."

How in the world did he put his first "through a cake"? Was this some sort of prototype vertical sheet cake that he destroyed?

I don't see how anyone can be expected to outmaneuver that level of swagger.

I was promised a tidal wave of blood, but I don't see it mentioned this time. Has that offer been rescinded?

There could be a Q&A devoted simply to Charlie one-liners. Heck, there could be one devoted to Charlie one-liners from "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis."

THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!

I think I saw in the trailer that somehow agreeing to have nudity in the promotions for the movie got some of the sponsors on board.

Octopepsi

Haven't seen it mentioned yet
"Let Go" by Nada Suft.

I believe "Chocolate Wasted" is the new original song by Tay Zonday about the perils of Internet fame.