and points to Kors for using the word dirndl.

I'm sorry, but I don't care what he's been through. I mean, I do, but it is not carte blanche to be an asshole. I wouldn't really want to be on a team with a person who doesn't bother to learn my name because he doesn't think I'm important enough. There are fucking sixteen people in that room (minus the production…

Very disappointed Zack didn't include the full quote.

To further complicate matters, Ron Popeil invented the technology for keeping heads alive in jars.

The best thing about the 40 to death comment is that it's a reference to Mame.

For the record, she says "Pocket full of scones" the second time.

Your comment was utterly distasteful.

Guess it's better than nothing (and I will endeavor to spell your name right in the future).

WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE.

I figured Nancy joined up with Zoya for protection in prison. She's never been shy about using sex to get what she wants and she's also never hesitated to cozy up to someone who will do her favors in exchange for sex.

Poor Mercedes.

That's amazing, Glen Coco.

@Alden

Alex & Lindsay
Despite my better judgment, I've been watching this show all summer (mostly just clips of the performances, though sometimes the full episodes). And while I'm glad both Lindsay & Alex got small, 2-episode arcs, it's a downright damn shame that the two most talented vocalists (and actors, to be honest)…

@Dave

I can't stand Craig. I may not have cared for Claire all the time, but they way he talked about her behind her back (when it seemed she had never done anything to him specifically or directly) was pretty disgusting. Catty gays are fine, but they crossed into bitch territory ages ago.

Yeah, saying the production staff might be helping her is incredibly stupid. When would they be helping her? They're in sight of each other all day long, and I'm pretty sure everyone would notice if little dressmaker fairies (magical elves?) made changes to her garments overnight.

John F. Zoidberg (the F. stands for Fucking)
Zoidberg is my favorite character. It took me a while to figure this out, but the fact that this weird lobster doctor just wants a friend gets me every time it comes up as a plot point.

Zooey Douche-nel
Anything looks better than that piece of crap "comedy" that Zooey Deschanel is a part of this fall.

I dunno. I like heart-transplant girl. She fits into the Misfits world so well. And I really appreciate how she's not simply a foil for Alisha (some basic un- or anti-, or even ur- Alisha).