Naaaah. I think they did it so it will look even creepier when he falls off the wagon again and rapes Shane.

I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.

Fuck off, Toby.
Although it shows just how gay and uncool I am at heart, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Aww, I had almost forgotten about that. Now I wish it had happened.

Saying "one galaxy over" is not lazier. It conveys much more (as people have pointed out) than simply naming a galaxy. And it's much funnier.

It's the shoulder detailing that raised hackles. It'd be one thing if the Gucci dresses were seasons-old, but they're not. And after the possibly too-referential birdseed dress last week, it doesn't seem unfair to make the connection.

Shut up, Nick Lachey.

@DB: Some of us don't like going outside. If they can perform in my East Harlem apartment, I'm all for it.

Considering the designers consult with the hairstylists, I'd say it's completely the designer's fault if a model walks down the runway with crap hair.

I wanted to punch Bryce for being an asshole about having gone to school and how that made him automatically better than Fallene.

Have you actually been watching this season? Sasha's been a frontrunner the whole season, held back somewhat in the first half by her partner, Alexander. Yes, Melanie and Marko had consistently better dances the first half, but Sasha was no dark horse. She received plenty of attention in the audition/Vegas episodes…

Flack attack
No love for Roberta Flack's/Lauryn Hill's/The Fugees' "Killing Me Softly"?

@olaf78

oh, I'm so sorry that one aspect of the show has not been covered to your liking.

From what I've read, Sheehan left of his own volition. Apparently he thinks he can do better than this awesome show.

Ancient Chinese Secret
For the record, the magic of the fortune cookies clearly comes from the old Chinese woman. She tries to do the same to Lindsay Lohan's brother and grandfather at the end before her daughter tackles her.

Naked Lunch.

@AlaskaDaveAD
Not prosody in the linguistic sense, but in the poetic sense. Went to grad school for musical theater writing, so it came up a lot in lyric writing (both in the writing of the lyric itself and in discussion with the composer, where prosody refers to the setting of the lyric).

Dried Bloody Teeth
I always thought it was "dried blood and teeth."

I think they do on the Lifetime website.