Freddy vs. Jason and the Argonauts

WalkingDead210

Someone say "spoliation porn"? You don't see many evidence-shredding fetishists these days…

These movies are gonna scare the Witz out of me.
Chaim not sure if I'll be able to watch them.

Up your nose with a couple free throws

I'm getting Over the Top + Curly Sue

More like Xenu-wal, amirite?

"What's that, America? You want us to push the entire Andy Kindler catalog to your iTunes library? You got it!"
-Apple

"Still warm….Plenty of time for a snack before rigor mortis sets in."

Fe-Layne Staley?

Chai Five Billy! Oh wait what's up with your hand, bro? Ewwwwwww

Denmark? Gory Cooperation? Actual Blood? OMG this is so black metal. Where do I sign up

Of all those I probably identify most with "Olds Who Don't Internet" even though I'm not that old and I do internet. I still somehow manage to be completely out of touch with most everything. Oh well. Get off my lawn and so forth.

Not badger! Tanuki, himself!

IMHO, he is the undisputed king of Brooklyn bards. Yup, he's a regular "King Diamond".

Abysskits 'N Gravy

Alien Jourgensen

I prefer the Los Lonely Boys cover. They play the shit out of that song.

Mr. T posting in wrong thread says "I gritty the origin story for you…….ll"

Someone take that microphone away from that giant baby before it strangles itself!