Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet, Hot sea……

The Fashional Guard has been mobilized.

"Whinnying!"
-Charley Horse Sheen, unstable guy

Let the neighsayers neigh

Sharknado 3: Men and a Little Lady Tara Reid

This project will be a success at the box office, despite its many obvious Pitfalls.

I wish to stream this show….Do I need to upgrade to a modem with a higher Maude rate first?

Brownstein girl with your Brownstein curls
Teeth like pearls shining like the moon above
Brownstein girl, show me all around the world
Brownstein girl, you’re my honey love

Benghlazing Saddles?

I'll have what she's having!

Papa Roach was a Rodeo

You forgot to remove your "hot mic" again….

She Got Talent

Some of it is closeted comedy

Spätzle?

Would you settle for a little James B. Sikking in the meantime?

Spare the Rod, Spoil the Babylon

I'm so burnt out on these threads.

He loves Mondays!

His anecdote about horse thieves and murderers (regarding the killing of Morris Black) was just about the most insensitive thing I've ever heard.