Normally…
I wouldn't care about a sequel coming out since it usually has no impact on the previous film and I don't have to watch it, but in this particular case, I hear the majority of the plot deals with "flashing back" to the first film, essentially destroying any stand-alone credibility the original had. Now, I'm…

Well, you're obviously no smarty pants or else you would not consider Batman Forever a plus. Hipster D-Bag license denied! Sorry, try again next week…

2nded on The Ghost and the Darkness, but as much as Kilmer immersed himself into the role of Jim Morrison, The Doors was a terrible terrible movie. I'm actually not sure if it was Stone's vision of Morrison being a perpetually whiny and stubborn man-child that frequently hallucinated dead indians, or if it was…

Maybe Tobias has an immense fear of midgets?

Fat man with his kids and dog
Drove in through the morning fog
Hey there Rover!
Come on over…

Jin travelling with the I6 through time makes perfect sense in relation to LOST. We've already seen a dead body wash up on the shore of the island before it was killed. (Freighter Doctor anyone?) So there's no reason to assume Jin being exploded off of the freighter means he's out of the time travelling radius. …

*raises glasss*

He's the kind of man that swallows two live chickens and farts out enough fully-cooked spicy fiesta omelettes to feed the orphanage for a week.

Oh, no worries Fritzy. And to be fair, I believe it was only one or 2 doors he knocked on (and just got lucky to find an acquaintance). So, I think that does bring the crazy stalker factor down a bit. Hyperbole, it'll kill ya! I'll be sure to heed your words of wisdom, but right now I've got to go… You see,…

So I said, "Kiss MY asphault!"

I concur, hence the "Either out of admiration, or pure terror…" statement. But I can't fault either of them for what happened, else I would not be here to be entertained by you fine people.

I almost never existed because my mother gave my father a fake number the first time they met. Never underestimate the tenacity of a man looking for poon, for he will drive around the town he heard she lived in and knock on doors until he finds someone who knows her. Either out of admiration, or pure terror my…

woah, grammatical error alert! Ticketmaster has got me so riled up, I've lost grasp with the english language. That's unpossible!

Bunch of rapists over at Ticketmaster. $13 convenienve fee per ticket? They can blow me… But I have to order the tickets… How else will I see FOTC and Demitri Martin? Too bad I have to fork out $200 so my girlfriend and I to see both.

The Chang mans up once again.
I was sure after last week's debacle, he'd fold like a migrant housekeeper at Motel 6.

I don't think people are acting like Tim Burton doesn't deserve credit for Nightmare. I think they're more than likely just a little put out that Selick does not get any recognition for his LARGE contribution. What was more impressive about Nightmare? Was it the story about a skeleton man that finds a Christmasy…

Was that Boulderdash? I remember that on the Commodore 64… That, Jumpman and Below the Root.

Remember A Boy and His Blob?
Now that game was the shit. You fed him jellybeans and he transformed into things! We need a follow-up!

Out of all the corpses Steve Martin COULD have raped, I'm glad it was Sellers…

Steve Martin
The man gets a free pass solely for The Jerk and The Napkin Trick. He could star in a thousand movies with little kids and Queen Latifah and I still wouldn't care. The Jerk is awesome.