So wait, Burl is an ancient Mesopotamian God? Huh, I guess I need to update my Tobin's Spirt Guide…

So Noel, are you implying the Smoke Monster is a Jagular?
Wholly unexpected Winnie the Pooh reference aside, great review Noel. A all the way! I had to grit my teeth for the flashbackin'-within-Smokey scene, but Emerson kept me grounded throughout the storm of bad CG. I was totally psyched to finally get a…

Hollis Mason is not alive… He had the pleasure of being energied-to-death like everybody else, and not curbstomped by street rioters.

Terror Tract: "Bobo"
In the movie Terror Tract, Cranston plays a mild-mannered father that slowly drifts into madness when a monkey his daughter finds in the back yard starts killing people. Shitty movie, awesome role for an awesome actor.

I'm a fan of the old Italian giallo films that Argento and Fulci used to make. I was watching The Bird With the Crystal Plumage and had a thought… Why doesn't someone make a modernized giallo flick? Then it hit me. Craven did just that with Scream. We've got a murder-mystery plot interspersed with excessive…

I called this: http://tinyurl.com/bdlrvr

Lemur, There was a short period of time where "Hey Douchebags, Battletoads!" was considered too extreme for the AVClub membership. During the format change, I wanted, nay, I NEEDED to take part in the comment tracking and other assorted awesomeness full membership provided. Hence, I have become Vegan Steak, a tepid…

and just so I beat someone to the punch…

I tie a rope to my dick and then jump from a tree…
Don't you wanna grow up to be first like me?

I never watched anime until I started rooming with some girl who was obsessed with it… I watched Ninja Scroll first, but what blew me away was Haibane Renmei. That was a brilliant serial that was masterfully drawn and thought provoking. Also, Crying Freeman was awesome. Ghost in the Shell was great, but I didn't…

I laughed out loud when Richard walked out of the dark. I know it was supposed to be menacing what with all the alarms and "Get inside!"s, but when Batmanuel just strolls on in all alone, I guffawed. Also, how great was it when Sawyer was fucking with him? "Hey man, remember that bomb? How bout that John Locke…

In Soviet Russia, everybody could use some work! In a warehouse!

looked at it, seems fun…
I did not devote 10 minuites to it. But I guess since I'm currently in a cubicle, these rules do not apply. Big Brother looks down on the free expression drum beats emanating from cubicle 27-R.

He meant Callow, with a "C". Jerry Gallow's dead.

I actually started reading comics…
with The Dark Knight Returns. Shortly thereafter, I read all the Sin Cities, Batman: Year One, Watchmen, MAGE, Kingdom Come and my all-time favorite: Astro City. Sure my lack of comic knowledge does put me at a disadvantage, but I really enjoyed all of these. There's a certain…

There were 6 of us. And Kat and Amy were asked if they wanted to cater. (the guy asking seemed to be targeting A LOT of underaged girls for this task…) That gave us 2 passes that we just swapped back and forth when different bands would come offstage. So, for the sake of the story, Jorge, we can assume they were…

Ah, and more to the point of this article. One of my most cherished possessions is a signed copy of Lois Lowry's The Giver. Don't know where I got it, don't know when I got it, but I pulled it off our bookshelf as a kid and revisit it every couple of years.

True Story…
I was at the Warped Tour one summer during my awkward adolescent years with a group of friends. Some douchetard asked some of the ladies I was with if they wanted to help cater for the bands backstage. This gave me access to backstage passes, so I wandered around backstage mingling with the likes of Bad…

I'd be interested to know the exact verbiage in which this theory was disproved… If they blatantly stated, "Sawyer will not have his toe amputated, ever." Then I'll believe it. But I'm told they used the adverb "soon," which means nothing in terms of a time-travel show. It is a ridiculous theory, but hey… it holds…

4-toed, not 4 footed. I'm sure you all knew what I meant, but whatever… I'll go die in a fire.