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I miss Burl…

and I'm not easily impressed… Wow a blue car!

Everyone knows that Reeses Peices Blizzards are the best. Butterfinger is a close second, but pales in comparison to the RPB.

Noone better lay a finger…
On my thetan levels…

Batman's a scientist.

Cera Caves?
Bunch of hipster bats and nerdy stalactites in there?

Oh and actually, I want to point something out… Why is the word "Messenger"? They don't deliver "messenges"… They delivery messages. Why aren't they "Messagers"? Fuck. It's just another one of those stupid things that I overthink… Like when people exclaim, "That's what I'm talking about!" The statement is

I have a feeling…
That this movie is going to pull something similar to The Messengers… That is to say, the ghosts are actually good! And the scaring people is actually because they want to help them! I remember watching The Messengers and getting upset about how they wanted everyone to tweak out when it was

Reck, I think in order to properly prepare for consumption of Pigs Maw, one must dress all in black under the harvest moon, and submit a virginal sacrifice to Mother Earth, Mother Darkness, and Mother Fire while reciting verses like those bitches in "The Craft". Also, you probably have to be functionally retarded…

Kudos to you all…
I've frequently passed by the shelf in my local grocery store and noticed all the fetus-in-a-jar like meats that have been pickled or whatever, and I always thought to myself, "Who eats this crap?" Now I know. Apparantly, there are enough Taste Testers and self-loathing Louisiana drunks to keep

What super powers did Jesus have post-mortem? As far as I can remember, all he really did was bleed from the hands. That's not a super power, that just means you can't play guitar… Ask Paul Westerberg.

It'll more than likely lose some magic in translation from book to film since a lot of the humor is derived in description and backstory. Damn, now that I really think about it, it'll probably end up a lot like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy… I guess I just really wanted to see Crowley driving a flaming vehicle

Good for him…
Maybe this with give Mr. Gaimen that extra bit of acclaim, and they'll FINALLY make Good Omens into a movie…

Quick theory…
Remember the lists? Could those somehow be tied in to the fact that The Others don't seem to be time skipping?