If Tom Hanks is America's dad, then Bill Murray is our cool uncle.

You're thinking of Dirty Santa. Or was it Sanchez?

Her name sounds like a managing partner in a law firm who had some really wild times in college she never talks about.

Truth-like
Truth "lite"
Truth-ish
Truthless
The Word Previously Known As "Truth"

"Like the wings of a majestic bird."

I read she had some work done on her weather.

Never saw the 2nd one, so I Googled it. Damn, you weren't kidding about Amy Adams' ass.

They're building a new brewery in Pawtucket, RI (not too far from Narragansett - like everywhere else in RI).

The Pennsylvania Avenue Irregulars

256 colors on the screen? Who would ever need that many?

I'm quickly losing hope (and interest) in this show.

Mercy rules? 2016 don't need no stinkin' mercy rules!

>> What is happening? What the hell is happening?
Probably the most-used phrase of the past few months.

Announcer: Next, on a very special Star Wars: The Series, Leia struggles with what to do as Han starts spending too much time at the Cantina; meanwhile, Luke's doctor tells him that his midichlorians are dangerously low.

What an amazing photo - I had no idea Wolverine played the role of Han Solo. At least he looks more cheerful than usual. And he shaved.

Ok, calm it down Ray Parker Jr. Although I have to admit, your song "I Want A New Drug" always makes me tap my feet.

Star Wars… Star Wars… not ringing any bells. Are you thinking of Star Trek?

You should never go full Hughes.

Similarly, Justin Bieber announced that he likes to think if Anne Frank were alive today, she would absolutely love Pokemon Go.

I thought Wet Hot American Summer was a great, funny, offbeat movie. But #1?