I got a slow cooker and an america's test kitchen cookbook for slow cookers! I'm making food!

Alpha House is pleasingly non-offensive and might become something really great. Failing that, I enjoy watching John Goodman.

Things can end well now? I'm going to comment on that.

It only works for one member situated right in the middle of the theater and it only plays on sequels to beloved movies made decades ago.

That would be V-licious!

And if you ask for a nickle

I need help reacting to this.

Bet you can't eat just one.

We could sell some dope ass lemonade here.

Counterpoint: Pretty much anything else they've made a porn parody of. Porks and Wreck, The Orifice, Big Bang Theory…

This new season of Better Off Ted is going to be great!

The Ventures.

For the lazy.

That's a pretty good chicken.

If it was painless decapitation and supervised by a Rabbi, that giraffe meat is kosher.

Hey…that's the Wallet Inspector!

Did you in fact buy all their playsets and toys?

I remember in the FLCL comment sections when there was that brief, shining moment when everybody was jazzed about your avatar. Good times.

I just realized that your username is mratfink and not mrratfink.

That sounds awesome, especially if there's an intermission. I don't think I could sit through the whole movie in one go though.