Did he at least take her out for b-b-breakfast first?

It was my birthday yesterday. I turned older just by waking up.

I've never seen so many people.

Watched Frances Ha and really enjoyed it. It did remind me of a movie length version of Girls, especially with Adam Driver's presence.

Boy I bet Captain America The First Avenger these films will keep Iron Man 3 making a lot of The Hulk money.

I like the part where he fell off the stage.

Can anyone really own a person?

If this ever fails to make me laugh, you can legally declare me dead.

And Zero Mostel would have made a more watchable Spider-man.

The Spider-man theme is recast to be the superior Moxy Früvous version.

Man, I can't believe a Brooks based film would end with a non-ending. It'd be like a Western comedy ending with a trip to the movies to see a Western.

Who needs him?

As long as there's a confusing plot that exists so there's a confusing plot I'll be eager to watch it.

I like to mix rye whiskey with angostura bitters and simple syrup. I then scoff at the idea of mandarin oranges and enjoy my drink with a side of smug superiority.

No, most jokes are written by Jewish people, not about.

That sounds pretty Jewish.

"Nice Guys" usually suck, especially those of the self-described variety. It's weird how being a decent person has to be a quantifiable trait, like you shouldn't expect someone to have a baseline level of decency.

Put it in cornrows again.

I'm not sure how I never realized that there's

Thanks!