I've been following the couch to 5K plan for the second time after taking a prolonged break from any exercise whatsoever and I was supposed to run for 21 straight minutes yesterday. I managed 16 minutes of running, 4 walking and 5 more running. That almost counts in my book.

Richard Kind.

And always make to reference Dawes' mastery

















OF COCK, MOTHERFUCKERS

Choosing Sluggo to represent yourself? That's a bold move in these parts.

People might remember me posting about trying repeatedly to get a research position at the university I attend and playing email tag with the professor over a two month period. As of Monday, I am being processed through the official HR system and should start working within the next few weeks.

Internet/Regular Style Dating Thread?

Alex will appear in a David Simon directed episode that chronicles the flaws in Sesame Street's police force, eventually becoming the same man his father was. You aim at the bird, you best not miss. 

Wouldn't it be funny if like, five people learned from Daniel Tosh's mistakes right now?

That comment is a piece of shit.

I've been rereading Cerebus, I'm almost at the point where sane people abandon the story.

If you don't watch Venture Brothers, I'll see you in heck.

Sounds like they're just being The Twits.

Me buy bag for put detritus of life. Bag good at hold sandwich?

Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

Arigato goodbye!

Ho-ho-ho-hos on the floor.

Kanye is estimated to hold at least twenty percent of the world's self-esteem reserves.

waves arms around

As someone who hasn't seen it but has read a lot of criticism it appears to be a boring mouthpiece for Aaron Sorkin's heavy-handed political thoughts as well as a revisionist history that makes him appear to always be in the right.

It's my 22nd birthday on the Tuesday after next, old man.