That's fucking awesome. Dude doesn't mess with web-slingin', he goes straight for broken bottles and shotguns to the face. Nice.

Milla's hot, etc, but she's like Tara Reid in the fact that she her entire actor's scope consists of "smiling face" or "frowny face." But I would vote to see Milla in the Spider Girl suit, sure.

ICUP

Fellas, fellas! Let's all agree that there are idiotic mutants everywhere, and when we encounter them, we must promptly shake our keys in their general direction. If that does not send them running, then shotguns.

Don't get too big for your britches.

Why doesn't he just keep a chalkboard roped around his neck like all village mutes do?

Cera does not represent "us" as you say. He represents passive aggressive pansies who believe the Homecoming Queen will love them if she just read their 12 page love letters. YAWN, seriously, I'm not Mr Macho guy here, but where are the John Waynes of this generation?

Sheepy, I too, enjoy memes (especially when you someone eat it).

I'm pretty sure he was joking with that "wrestler" comment. Damn, I thought you guys were fluent in IRONY (Morissettian, at least).

Dogstyle, not Present Day Betty White, even if she HAD just showered, etc.

Yes. He sure does have a pretty mouth.

Shi, guilo.

It would depend on what era Betty White. Not today definitely. I couldn't make it past the old-person smell, the old-person-ass smell notwithstanding.

Guinan was her best role, despite being a Magical Black.

Oh, there will be jumping. Jumping over paying any dues because you are the spawn of a Hollywood Movie Star.

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN SHE GAVE THE HOSPITAL STRETCH MARKS

That's pretty close, hatin. Here's a convenient little list of some songs that use said meter (no pirate shanties on there, but I'm sure they exist in 6/8).

Did it get covered in that other article/thread that "brown round" most likely referred to what the cops were calling poo, not a dick? Because that makes more sense.

I'm a 6/8 man all the way. Can't get enough of that shit.

This whole thread gave me a the heebie jeebies. Ima go thing about something else.